Zero Offensive Capabilities

It was so easy to make a shirt mocking Iowa Football. Always top 25 and always for no reason. The French is WWII had better offensive capabilities than the Hawkeyes.


• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester

This product is made custom for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us about a week to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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